- Take one egg
- Boil it
I can see from your disapproving glance that more might be needed. Perhaps you’re right and I am just phoning it in using a disconnected Motorola Bravo LX Pager – which you can’t even use as a phone.
You got me.
Author: John d'Andriole
John d'Andriole has a name that confounds databases. Long time listener, first time caller, John has been reading things uncontrollably since a very early age. He will read novels of all kinds, history, humor, papal bulls, screeds, manifestos, insane ramblings, road signs, poetry, slogans, graffiti, and (very rarely) instructions (men, amirite?)
He writes as well. When he is not reading or writing, he is raising his daughter. He also plays RPGs and begs that you will not hold that against him. He tries to be decent, he swears!
The Weekend Redirect – Five Ways to Cope With A Bad Review by Cristian Mihai on IREVUO
Holy cats and kittens! Sometimes I need to take a breath and step back, take good criticism as it comes, and relinquish the bad. The problem is: we writers WANT to be read and enjoyed. The writers who don’t… well, you can tell.
The Conqueror’s Witch – 9: The Magus – Part Three
The suite was smaller than the one Jazmynde assigned Mara. The lights were a dim amber, the color of a setting sun. Mara sat cross-legged on the floor, back resting on a couch. She was dressed in a “fat suit” – a weighted, full-bodied, white unitard that helped people acclimate to lighter gravity environments. Two comfortable chairs flanked her.
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I Am Suddenly A Wedding Expert!
Did you know that I am an expert at weddings?
Did you know that there is no governing body anywhere that regulates who is a wedding expert and there are no set criteria by which to measure one’s expertise at weddings?
The Conqueror’s Witch – 8: The Magus – Part Two
Iaian walked through the doorway into Jazmynde’s office and she nearly lept up and throttled him.
‘A dream,’ she thought. ‘I am here for answers, not wish-fulfillment.‘ That was the problem with lucid dreaming: it could too easily veer away into mayhem. The trick in controlling a dream memory is by not controlling it. Jazmynde remembered her teacher telling her, ‘inhabit the dream, don’t master it.‘
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