BEING WOKE

Being Woke is NOT believing that minorities and women in America have been and are being mistreated. That’s a fact shown in the briefest scan of a history book.

Being Woke is NOT believing that human rights apply to everyone. That is just solid and logical ethics which forms the baseline of every religion and belief worth discussing.

Being Woke is NOT believing that there is systemic racism. This is obvious to anyone who has the slightest understanding of sociology, psychology, economics, the history of politics, and human nature.

Being Woke is NOT believing that women and minorities are paid less and given fewer opportunities. That is just simple statistics.

Being Woke is HELLISH.

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I AM BEING BLACKMAILED!

Just a few days ago, I received the most extraordinary email from someone named Jason Bell at jasonbunga1998@yahoo.com. He emailed me with an amazing business offer! See for yourself.

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NON-MONOGAMY AND YOU… OR US… OR WHATEVER

Human sexuality and attachment: it has been going on for well over sixty years and it’s about time someone put a stop to it. It used to be that you would find one random person, pretend it was fate that brought you together, and spend the following decades learning how to see your spouse as the one thing preventing you from being happy.

Ah, the good old days!

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HOW TO SUMMON THE DARK CHTHONIC GODS IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME

No matter how nice someone is, no matter how peaceful, innocent, or shy, there comes a time when one has to summon the Dark Chthonic Gods™ and make a wasteland out of your immediate area while you dine over the bodies of the desiccated husks that once had jobs and paid taxes.

I mean, everyone goes through this occasionally… like every twenty-three minutes on the dot. Right?

Hello?

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YOUR AUTISTIC SUPERPOWER!

Did you know that Autistic people have superpowers? Well, apparently we do. I don’t mean we can fly (YET, although we flap), have X-Ray vision, or can command the power of lapwings with our mighty lapwing power. I mean most of us have freaky weird sensitivities.

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