OBEY ME! – by M.D. Ambersaurius

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If I were to summarize my sixty-seven years in the world of business, it would be this:

Get moving or get the lash!

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Archibald MacLeish Part Two: Arse Poetica

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Absolutely unretouched photo of Archibald MacLeish shortly before draining the soul of Zelda Fitzgerald in Rockville, MD. What, are you calling me a liar?!

And so we land at the crime he is most famous for. The poem that killed poetry. “Ars Poetica.” In this poem, MacLeish’s thesis is a poem is a waste of time and one shouldn’t even bother with it. And with his poetry he comes SO CLOSE to proving this theory!

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Archibald MacLeish, Part One: The Nightmare Begins

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If he were alive today, you’d be seeing this picture on a wanted poster in a post office.

Some poems stick with you all of your life. At the same time, so does extreme trauma and malaria. One poem/trauma that comes to mind is “Ars Poetica” by well-known walrus molester Archibald MacLeish.

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America’s Untapped Resources! Part Two: Giant Death Robots – by M.D. Ambersaurius

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The future is inevitable. Don’t believe me? Wait five seconds.

1…2…3…4…5…

Welcome to the future! How different things were five seconds ago! What a wild trip, huh? And what has changed over the last few seconds? Not very much.

EXCEPT…

Except we are now over five seconds closer to the development of Giant Death Robots!

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America’s Untapped Resources! Part one: Orphans! – by M.D. Ambersaurius

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The 19th century was great to England. Their empire spanned the globe! Once a puny island nation, they expanded into a global player, holding continents in their limp, clammy, fish-like grip. How did they do this?

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