I was watching a YouTube channel that specializes in NDEs, or Near Death Experiences. I occasionally tune in for a giggle. I mean, it’s largely the same story, except for the occasional person who remembers going to Hell. Those are the ones who I would like to talk to.
But your garden variety NDE goes like this:
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Over and over again in witchcraft circles, it’s heavily encouraged to do “Ancestor Work.” This is working with your ancestors – people in your genetic line – to gain wisdom and insight.
The problem is I am White (barely). By this, I mean my mom’s side of the family are the WASPIEST of WASPs and my father’s side of the family was fresh off the boat from Campania at the turn of the 20th Century: a time when Italians were not considered people, much less White people.
Continue reading “DON’T DO “ANCESTOR WORK” (If You’re White)”This dialogue is taken from secret recordings made at THE CONTINENTAL HOTEL as per High Table policy.
CONNOR: I want… no… I NEED Hanuman dead! NOW! Get me…. Hmmmm… get me… THE TWINS!
CERBERUS: The… TWINS, sir?
CONNOR: Yes, Cerebus… the TWINS!
CERBERUS: Are you certain of this, sir?
CONNOR: Are you questioning me on this, Cerebus? I know, the TWINS can be a little messy and freaky, but I want to send out a message to everyone not to FUCK with CONNOR O’CONNOR!
CERBERUS: Well… yes sir… I mean I understand the need to send out a message, but…
CONNOR: Out with it, Cerebus! What is the problem?
CERBERUS: It’s “Cerberus”, sir…
CONNOR: What?
CERBERUS: Never mind, sir…. I do beg your pardon. But there is something that has been on my mind.
CONNOR: What’s the issue. Cerebus?
Continue reading “ASSASSIN PROBLEMS – From The World of John Wick”Just a few days ago, I received the most extraordinary email from someone named Jason Bell at jasonbunga1998@yahoo.com. He emailed me with an amazing business offer! See for yourself.
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Do you have a friend with narcolepsy? I have two!
No, I am not going to give you one of them. What is your problem?! First of all, your question seems to indicate a very lax attitude towards human trafficking. Second of all, how am I going to mail one to you?
You have to think these things through.
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