I was watching a YouTube channel that specializes in NDEs, or Near Death Experiences. I occasionally tune in for a giggle. I mean, it’s largely the same story, except for the occasional person who remembers going to Hell. Those are the ones who I would like to talk to.
But your garden variety NDE goes like this:
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Over and over again in witchcraft circles, it’s heavily encouraged to do “Ancestor Work.” This is working with your ancestors – people in your genetic line – to gain wisdom and insight.
The problem is I am White (barely). By this, I mean my mom’s side of the family are the WASPIEST of WASPs and my father’s side of the family was fresh off the boat from Campania at the turn of the 20th Century: a time when Italians were not considered people, much less White people.
Continue reading “DON’T DO “ANCESTOR WORK” (If You’re White)”This dialogue is taken from secret recordings made at THE CONTINENTAL HOTEL as per High Table policy.
CONNOR: I want… no… I NEED Hanuman dead! NOW! Get me…. Hmmmm… get me… THE TWINS!
CERBERUS: The… TWINS, sir?
CONNOR: Yes, Cerebus… the TWINS!
CERBERUS: Are you certain of this, sir?
CONNOR: Are you questioning me on this, Cerebus? I know, the TWINS can be a little messy and freaky, but I want to send out a message to everyone not to FUCK with CONNOR O’CONNOR!
CERBERUS: Well… yes sir… I mean I understand the need to send out a message, but…
CONNOR: Out with it, Cerebus! What is the problem?
CERBERUS: It’s “Cerberus”, sir…
CONNOR: What?
CERBERUS: Never mind, sir…. I do beg your pardon. But there is something that has been on my mind.
CONNOR: What’s the issue. Cerebus?
Continue reading “ASSASSIN PROBLEMS – From The World of John Wick”I was told by a beloved and beautiful woman that I need a vacation, and the thought filled me with a light sense of cosmic horror and existential dread.
On looking into this, I came to the realization that I have never had a relaxing vacation in my life. I have had numerous vacations, including ones to Canada, Italy, and even the far flung world of Disney in Florida, which is mathematically provable as the worst state in the history of mankind.
Continue reading “WELP, HERE I AM AT A LAKE…”What many do not realize about me (myself included) is that I am a tremendous fan of live theatre! So much so that I will intentionally misspell the word in order to gain Pretention Fun Bucks™.
There is nothing like live performance in its purest form: YouTube prank videos performed by attention-starved sociopaths. Second to that is live theatre. And sure, one could spend hundreds, or even tens, of dollars on tickets to watch a play performed by seasoned professionals. As if THAT is live theatre! A purist like me needs a more visceral, raw, and real theatre experience…
The kind you can EXCLUSIVELY find in Elementary School drama productions.
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