The future is inevitable. Don’t believe me? Wait five seconds.
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Welcome to the future! How different things were five seconds ago! What a wild trip, huh? And what has changed over the last few seconds? Not very much.
Except we are now over five seconds closer to the development of Giant Death Robots!
Continue reading “America’s Untapped Resources! Part Two: Giant Death Robots – by M.D. Ambersaurius”
The 19th century was great to England. Their empire spanned the globe! Once a puny island nation, they expanded into a global player, holding continents in their limp, clammy, fish-like grip. How did they do this?
Continue reading “America’s Untapped Resources! Part one: Orphans! – by M.D. Ambersaurius”
What is it that encourages workers more: fear or love? Easy enough question to answer while you stalk down the cubicle farm waiting to ambush the unsuspecting.
It’s fear, damn you! Fear!
Continue reading “Employer/Employee Relations: Batters Up! – by M.D. Ambersaurius”
I first met M.D Ambersaurius in a mescaline high I took with my friend and spiritual advisor Mescaline Bob. In the vision, I was alone in the desert wearing a parka and holding a hula hoop (pink with glitter) when M.D. Ambersaurius rode up on a giant fumtum (no I won’t explain what that is) complete with saddle and bridle. He told me to “put down your hoop and ride the snake.”
The BIGGEST minutiae 