Enjoy Your Favorite Jackass!

Novel Progress

Writing is easy. Rewriting is NOT NOT NOT! I am continuing to fill out the details and locating the characters in time and space. This means working with all the fiddly-bit details that are necessary but not very sexy to write.

THE BREAK DOWN

Some wonderful artists are terrible, terrible people.

For instance, Theodor Geisel, aka Dr. Seuss. There is no question on how wonderful his children’s books are. There is also no question that he had an affair while his wife was dying of cancer, thus driving his wife to suicide. He married his mistress shortly afterwards. They then ditched his new wife’s kids from a previous marriage because “Ted would not have been happy with them.”

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Chop It Off!

Writing Advice: Sentences! Now In Easy-To-Swallow Capsules!

I hate long sentences. I hate having to follow a description that takes a long time to settle down. It feels like being shipwrecked. There I am, floating on someone’s words, not knowing if I am going to starve to death before I reach the end.

Imagine reading a sentence out loud. If you have to come up for air, the sentence is too long.

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