I was watching a YouTube channel that specializes in NDEs, or Near Death Experiences. I occasionally tune in for a giggle. I mean, it’s largely the same story, except for the occasional person who remembers going to Hell. Those are the ones who I would like to talk to.
But your garden variety NDE goes like this:
Continue reading “THE AFTERLIFE IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS…”I was told by a beloved and beautiful woman that I need a vacation, and the thought filled me with a light sense of cosmic horror and existential dread.
On looking into this, I came to the realization that I have never had a relaxing vacation in my life. I have had numerous vacations, including ones to Canada, Italy, and even the far flung world of Disney in Florida, which is mathematically provable as the worst state in the history of mankind.
Continue reading “WELP, HERE I AM AT A LAKE…”What many do not realize about me (myself included) is that I am a tremendous fan of live theatre! So much so that I will intentionally misspell the word in order to gain Pretention Fun Bucks™.
There is nothing like live performance in its purest form: YouTube prank videos performed by attention-starved sociopaths. Second to that is live theatre. And sure, one could spend hundreds, or even tens, of dollars on tickets to watch a play performed by seasoned professionals. As if THAT is live theatre! A purist like me needs a more visceral, raw, and real theatre experience…
The kind you can EXCLUSIVELY find in Elementary School drama productions.
Continue reading “MY THEATRE REVIEWS!”The great thing about being a writer is we know enough about a subject for laypeople to think we are know-it-alls and just little enough for experts to think we are idiots.
Take space exploration. Please.
Continue reading “World Building, or A Collection Of Headaches”
I can see from your disapproving glance that more might be needed. Perhaps you’re right and I am just phoning it in using a disconnected Motorola Bravo LX Pager – which you can’t even use as a phone.
You got me.
The BIGGEST minutiae 